I was sitting in the library doing my homework one day when a group of thugs entered and approached me. One smiled gently and reached a hand out to me. “It’s time,” he said solemnly. “The thug life has chosen you.”
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oh god loooooooooooooooooooooooool
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i have a crush on you. like i want to crush you. i fucking hate you
haha
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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
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the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
have that
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